Job Description

Is easily distracted, lazy, prone 
To flights of fancy; can’t be counted on; 
Is often sullen, selfish and withdrawn;
Has few friends and prefers to play alone;
Skips classes often; never turns in homework;
Is overly and quite overtly fond 
Of members of the other sex; responds 
To criticism poorly; takes a tone 
Of disrespect with elders, which includes 
All teachers; has no use for institutions 
Of higher learning; steadfastly refuses 
To take direction; does not follow rules; 
Lies outright or exaggerates the truth;
Obsesses over meaningless minutiae.